Spoiler alert

Turn your clocks forward

Unless they turn forward

Automatically

Then don’t or you’ll be two hours late for church

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Spoiler alert

Turn left when you think you should

Unless GPS told you the same

Automatically

Then don’t or you’ll end up where you were

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Spoiler alert

Watch tonight’s news tonight

Unless it’s YouTube

Because

Then it will be the yesterday’s tonight’s news

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Spoiler alert

Parallel universes exist

You just have to stay alert

To stay in the one you want to