I now know the truth,

I figured it out.

There’s a New Wold Order, LBJ killed JFK,

Paul is Dead and Jews conspire to rule.

The army shot a plane down over Long Island Sound.

The CIA caused 9/11,

aliens are massacred at Area 51.

There was no Holocaust and the moon landing was faked.

Freemasons and Illuminati joined forces to crush Opus Dei,

The Vatican won’t tell you Jesus married Mary.

…

As if that’s not enough,

Our neighbor has a camera aimed at our door,

and a tiny drone hovers over the roof.

Letters from the IRS are really from the CIA.

ObamaCare wants to kill Grandma and

Social Security is a Communist plot.

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As if that’s not enough,

Commercials make me buy things,

Billions are spent on this plot.

Fox News tells me it’s news.

Stores say spending more is saving more,

Some brainwashing is involved here.

Pluto is not a planet.

I cannot be happy without a Playstation,

though I’m not sure what it is.

…

Conspiracies make me paranoid,

They stuff our minds with stuff,

I’m paralyzed with fear.

They  suck my poor brain dry.

Which brings us back to the beginning:

I now know the truth,

I figured it out.

Conspiracy upon conspiracy is the greatest conspiracy of all.